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It's one of the more unconventional Missed Connections we've seen: Boy sees girl. Boy accuses girl of farting in grocery store.
Girl storms off. Eloquently entitled, " You farted last night in Sobeys!
You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last Swinger couple Topeka. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?
Wasn't me! As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident.
I tried to get rid of teh sic stench by waving 2 loafs of ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner.
You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime! While the poster could be a troll, there's a chance that he's a real guy who won't let one smelly encounter foil his chance for true love. We're using cookies to improve your experience.
Find out more. Culture Like Follow. Still, it seems there was a love connection — for the boy, at least. He wrote: You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night.
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